“So I assure you I won’t be pursuing any kind of legal action against Mojo. At least not for sexual harassment. I am considering some form of a “Cease And Desist” order to stop him from handing me business cards all day. “I don’t need these,” I scream, “these are my cards!”. This is usually countered by a couple seconds of mock-thinking, followed by another business card. Then, later on, when I’m crying out of frustration, maybe a butt-pat.”
– Kevin Cornell, referring to Mojo, his cartoon sock monkey coworker.