Rock Snot

I got an email from my Dad this afternoon:

New invasive species and guess what it’s called

Makes me proud to live in a state where we name a town Boring and a high-desert road “Stinking Water Pass” … entertain ourselves dynamiting dead whales and dropping napalm on stranded cargo vessels … hold both a “Lumberjack Festival” and a “Faerie Festival” within 40 miles of each other … all the while worrying about rock snot in our fishing streams.

You can’t make this stuff up … what a truly great place this is … B-)

There Must Be Some Competent People

The only way I can get to sleep at night is by imagining a secret cabal of highly competent puppetmasters who are handling the important decisions while our elected politicians debate flag burning and the definition of marriage.

It’s the only explanation for how the governments of the world could be staffed with morons and yet everything still runs okay, sort of. Granted, things aren’t perfect, but when you hear our leaders talk, you have to wonder why our energy policy doesn’t involve burning asbestos on playgrounds. There must be some competent people pulling the strings behind the curtain, adjusting the money supply, twiddling with interest rates, choosing the winners for American Idol, and that sort of thing.
– Scott Adam (via IfElse)

I was Accosted by Derek Powazek!

Derek Powazek is what my coworker Dave would call “micro-famous” — He’s well-known in web designer circles, but you’ve probably never heard of him. You’ve almost certainly seen his work, though. In the mid-90s, he worked at HotWired and WebMonkey, before starting Fray.com. He did all the branding, including the logo, for Blogger.com, and then later did the redesign for Technorati.com (which was recently redesigned and looks kinda bad).

Most recently, he’s done a great design for his personal site, Powazek.com, created JPG Magazine, and started 8020 Publishing. His designs are well-known, and frequently featured on award sites. His RSS feed is in my newsreader, and usually has great content.

As a result, when I found out he’d be speaking at WebVisions this year, I was looking forward to it. Imagine my surprise when he started talking to me.

I was checking my email in the hallway when someone grabbed my shoulder from behind. He smiled expectantly at me, and I smiled back while trying desperately to figure out where I knew this guy from. A second later, we both realized that we didn’t know each other, and he joked that it was a good thing he didn’t give me “a big wet kiss.” He told me that I looked just like a guy named Steve Champion, and the conversation probably would have ended until I saw that his nametag said “Derek Powazek.”

After an embarrassing moment of fanboy-ism where I told him that I read his blog all the time, I remembered to mention that I work with Chris Tacy, a former coworker of his. He did a double-take at my nametag and says “Oh, Pop Art! Chris told me to look you guys up!”

We had a great time after that, talking about web design and his new publishing venture. He’s a great guy – totally down-to-earth and easygoing. Once or twice when I slipped back into fanboy mode, he was quick to snap me out of it, reminding me that “nobody’s a nobody on the web.” It was easy to forget that this is one of the guys who was writing for the site that got me into web design in the first place (webmonkey), because he doesn’t seem to think of himself as a big name at all. He makes the analogy on his site that guys who were doing this early on have a friendly kind of “older brother” attitude, which I think is pretty accurate.

I still attended his panel on Thursday, which he referred to as “the last panel with the longest name” — The New Community: How Decentralized Conversation Empowers Individuals while Creating Community. It’s meant as an update to a book he wrote in 2001. The topic was too big to go into here, suffice to say that I thought it was pretty interesting, and I’ll be writing about it later.

Business Cards

“So I assure you I won’t be pursuing any kind of legal action against Mojo. At least not for sexual harassment. I am considering some form of a “Cease And Desist” order to stop him from handing me business cards all day. “I don’t need these,” I scream, “these are my cards!”. This is usually countered by a couple seconds of mock-thinking, followed by another business card. Then, later on, when I’m crying out of frustration, maybe a butt-pat.”
– Kevin Cornell, referring to Mojo, his cartoon sock monkey coworker.

What They Need To Do

“What they need to do is to get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit.”
– President George W. Bush

Update: There has been a LOT of commentary about this quote, largely consisting of people saying “Who cares in the president swore?” Jon Stewart put it well when he said “I’m just glad he was on target.” But no one has put it better than zefrank, who remarks that “While Bush has been made fun of in the past for his less than adept use of language, in this case, the word ‘shit’ is pretty much dead-on.”