Annie Would Join the Navy

Annie: I would never leave you to join the Army.
Scott: I know, if you left me, it would be for the Navy.
Annie: I do love the gay sailors.
Scott: “In hindsight, there were warning signs. Like her tattoo, or her love of profanity. When I proposed, she said she was already married to the sea. At the time, I thought it was a figure of speech.”


One Comment on “Annie Would Join the Navy”

  1. Ryan says:

    I totally thought I was just reading a script for Hammerspace . . . you should turn conversations like that into comics.