Yesterday I left work early because I wasn’t feeling well. I sent out this email:
I’m heading home early - something I ate isn’t agreeing with me.
One of my coworkers responded with this:
Scott, “I think the French are a sophisticated culture.”
Sandwich, “You are wrong. The French degrade the very foundations of democracy the modern world is striving to achieve.”
Scott, “That seems like a very obtuse statement.”
Sandwich, “Think what you want, traitor.”
Drink, “No wait, I think Scott has a valid point.”
I’ve never felt more at home at a company in my life.
I'm a 30-year-old 
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