Home Sick

Stayed home sick today. Went to bed early and got 12+ hours of sleep, but still feel like shit. Probably because of waking up every couple of hours. The only good news is my nose isn’t runny any more, it’s just clogged, so maybe this will be one of those fast colds and I’ll be able to go to work tomorrow.

I feel like a tool, because I gave my notice that I was quitting my job and then immediately took a sick day. Oh well.

Oh, if you hadn’t heard I was quitting my job, stay tuned. I’ll write about it once I feel up to sitting at the computer for more than about 10 minutes.

The Pirate Bar

Jolly Roger Taproom Sign - Seattle, WA

A few days before Pat shipped out for Japan, he came to Seattle with his girlfriend Sharron for a going-away party. Annie, Kat, Urn and I took them to the Jolly Roger Taproom, a pirate-themed bar attached to the Maritime Pacific Brewing Company. The bar is awesome. It’s got a treasure map painted on the floor, various pirate flags draped from the ceiling, and a nautical theme throughout. Also, they don’t blink an eye when you and several of your friends (already drunk) stagger in the front door, brandishing plastic knives and hooks, and wearing cardboard hats and eyepatches, shouting “Yarrr!” and “Avast!”

I posted all the photos, and Urn posted his as well, so you can check them out in both my gallery and Urn’s photostream.

The Boys At The Pirate Bar Scott and Annie get Piratical Aaaaaargh! Scott gets Piratical Ready for Adventure! Stabby Pirate Knife Fight Floor, Jolly Roger Taproom - Seattle, WA Wall, Jolly Roger Taproom - Seattle, WA Drunk Pirates Ceiling, Jolly Roger Taproom - Seattle, WA Urn and Kat get Piratical

Preparing For Five Years

My five-year anniversary of blogging is approaching, and I’m doing a lot of prepwork behind the scenes to get ready. I’ve already done a lot of code cleanup, and I’m getting ready for a redesign (which may or may not be done in time). I’ve just finished implimenting the plugin that lets me flag entries as noteworthy, which fits in with some of my larger goals to overhaul the archives and categories to make old entries easier to read. I’m also going to import my old KMorg and Hatelife entries, just to consolidate all my online personas over the years. I admit, I’m being heavily inspired by Binary Bonsai here.

I’m also working on getting more regular with posting content. I found out that I can write posts in advance, and then set a date for the future, and the post won’t show up on the front page until that time. This means that if I can get 5 or so posts ahead, then I can set a regular schedule (I’m thinking Monday, Wednesday, Friday right now) and get in the habit of regular updates. I think daily is a bit overkill, and (let’s be honest) I’m not sure I really have that much to say.

Finally, I’m also working on my content a bit. I’d like this to become less of an “all about me and my cats” type of weblog, and be more focused on things that I’m interested in. I’ve always refrained from writing too much about video games and comic books because part of me was still ashamed of liking them, but those days are past me. It’s time to write about what I know about, and that’s web production, comic books, and other ultra-geeky endeavors.

The New Space Ninja Is Coming

Movie Survey

Sean got tagged with one of those blog surveys that’s going around. His is about movies instead of books or music, and he tagged me, so here’s my answers.

1. The total number of movies I own:

Between 60 and 70, depending on how you count trilogies and TV series. All on DVD except for a beat-up copy of Black-Belt Jones, Nine Deaths of the Ninja, and Six-String Samurai.

2. The last movie I bought:

Annie and I bought Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle on a whim for $10 at Freddies, and I also just got my copy of Mars Attacks! from Amazon.

3. The last movie I saw:

Annie and I just saw Batman Begins in the theater, and it was incredible. Very authentic to Frank Miller, and not too cartoony.

4. Five movies/DVDs that mean a lot to me:

  1. The Blues Brothers – If not my favorite, this is easily one of my favorite movies ever. It was the first movie I bought on DVD. I love everything about this movie, and I’ve watched it more times than I can count. I’m also nearly incapable of watching the movie without reciting trivia about it to whoever I’m watching with.
  2. Monty Python’s Holy Grail – It’s almost impossible to get tired of watching this, and it was one of the first DVDs I bought. Plus, the DVD is loaded with goofy extras, like the pseudo-shakespearean subtitles, or the Camelot song redone with lego figures.
  3. The Matrix – As much as I hated the sequels for failing to live up to their potential, I still think that the original is one of the defining moments of cinema for my generation. I still frequently throw this DVD in just to watch the dojo scene, and I love how much of the story is left unspoken for the viewer to fill in the blanks (unlike the sequels).
  4. The Lord of the Rings Special Editions – The movies are virtually perfect, and the DVDs are just as good. The special features are unmatched, and I love watching the one on the first movie about the cast, where they all do impressions of each other.
  5. While the first four movies are firmly entrenched in my mind and I was able to say all of them without any hesitation, I’m having trouble filling this slot. If you asked me two months ago, you’d get a different answer than today, or two months from now. Recent favorites include Napoleon Dynamite, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, and Invader Zim.

5. Tag five people and have them do this on their blogs:

I would say Miles, but he doesn’t have a blog, and I don’t think he even reads mine. Maybe he could do an Isometric about it?
I would say Zach or Sean, but they’ve already been tagged.
I’ll pass the hot potato on to Urn and Sig9 and anyone else who wants it.

Manifesto of a Web Producer

It came as a shock when I realized that I no longer consider myself a web designer. I mean, I’ve been into graphic design my whole life, and in college I focused on web design. Over the last few years though, my interest has gradually shifted from design to production. I’m less interested in creating a design from scratch than I am in the process of building the site.

I blame this entirely on Jeffrey Zeldman. He managed to show me that under the surface of the seemingly simple world of HTML lurked the fascinating world of web standards and CSS. Like a gateway drug, a few hits of Zeldman led me to Eric Meyer, Douglas Bowman, Jon Hicks and Michael Heilemann. And once I got a taste of how sweet standards can be in the CSS Zen Garden, there was no turning back.

In high school, I dreamt of having enough money for a copy of Photoshop. The idea of working with layers and transparency, and just the sheer power of the program blew me away. Today, I get the same rush cracking open the stylesheet from a well-designed site in a text-editor. It’s the concept of semantics, web standards and separating style from content that excites me. Fixing a display bug in IE gets my juices flowing the same way that the layers pallet in photoshop used to.

The web design industry seems to have divided itself between designers and developers. Designers spend some time doing production, and so do programmers, but there doesn’t seem to be much room in the industry for pure production positions. In fact, there’s a surprising amount of snobbishness involved. Designers especially seem to view production as something that anyone can do, so there’s not much respect for it. Developers are closer to the code, and tend to have a better understanding of the complexities of modern production methods, but even they don’t seem to have much use for it.

What people appear to have trouble recognizing is that excellent production is not simple assembly that can be done by anyone. It requires as much talent as a designer, and as much obscure knowledge and training as a programmer. Production methods today are not as simple as they were five years ago, and the industry is grudgingly coming to accept that there’s a growing need for people who are focused on production methods. We need people who can translate photoshop designs into clean, standards-compliant XHTML and CSS, and we need people who can work with the programmers to help them apply designs to their programs.

Mitch Hedberg had a joke where he lamented that people in the entertainment industry would expect you to do things that were only barely related to what you know. “You’re a comedian, can you write? …You’re a chef, can you farm?”

The web industry is doing the same thing right now by expecting designers and developers to know production. There was a time when HTML was simple enough that it was reasonable to expect programmers to produce their own HTML code, or designers to use a program like Dreamweaver. This isn’t really possible with modern web production. It’s unreasonable to expect that a good designer or programmer would be up-to-date on web standards or CSS browser compatibility and hacks, let alone more complicated matters like accessibility.

Which is where I come in, and people like me. I’m a trained graphic designer, I understand the concepts involved in good design. I also know enough about programming to be dangerous. But at heart, I’m a producer. I’m passionate about web standards. I get excited about CSS tricks, and I spend my weekends reading technical explanations of the latest browser workarounds.

This realization has been a long time coming, and when it snapped into focus, it was a shock. But like any important revelation, it immediately felt right. So I’m not going to call myself a web designer anymore. From now on, I’m a web producer.

Update, 2009: In the years since I wrote this post, I’m happy to report that the industry has shifted considerably, and the viewpoint I express in this article (that production is a separate skillset from design and programming) has come to be fairly well accepted. The only part I got wrong was the job title — Instead of “Web Producer,” the industry has settled on “Front-End Web Developer.” I would have preferred something like “CSS Ninja,” but I’m just happy that there’s agreement that production is a valued skillset.