From the Portland Mercury’s pre-review of Alien vs. Predator:
POINT:
Alien Will Bitch Slap Predator and Then Rip Predator’s Dick Off
COUNTERPOINT:
The Predator Will Cut Off Alien’s Stupid Head and Crap Down its Stupid Neck. Booyah!
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Even though the 3 line summary provided there was more than enough to describe the possibilities in this movie, I was compelled to read more.
“And unless Alien knows enough to disguise its heat signature…”
Proving once again that I need to get out more, I’m going to have to point out that in Aliens, the marines weren’t able to see the Aliens on infrared. If the guy rooting for Predator can’t do enough homework to remember such a simple fact, then I have to call into question EVERY OTHER POINT HE MADE, and thus, I think I’m going to have to side with the Aliens. Sorry. I even like the funky mouth…
:)
August 13th, 2004 at 10:26 am
On the counterpoint side, however, the guy rooting for the Aliens points out that instead of the Predator’s funky heat-vision, they have four normal eyes, when in fact it’s well-known that they have no eyes at all, and instead a finely-tuned radar/motion-detecting sense, ala daredevil.
So they both lose a point for poor research.
August 14th, 2004 at 1:01 am