Archives for August, 2004

What evil criminal am I?

Which Evil Criminal are You?A Rum and Monkey crime.


Blog To-Do List

I'm hoping to plow through a lot of this over the weekend. Clean up sidebar code Clean up footer code Clean up header code (F. Image Replacement?) Finish cleaning ...


Best Alarm Clock: The Police

Do you ever find yourself wondering if maybe you don't live in the best neighborhood in the city? A small clue might be waking up ...


New Design - Work In Progress

Here's the new design! It's not entirely done yet, and the sub-pages all need a lot more work, but I was tired of looking at ...


Red-headed Champion

"What now, have you enough of my red-headed champion? I say nay, let me lay him on again in such wondrous battle with your own ...


Tech Support Part III

Well, no thanks to the Taiwanese tech support guys, I managed to get my video card working. I was about to pull it out and ...


Redesign Stalled

Agh! Has this horrid design really been up for two weeks? I thought if I put up an ugly design it would motivate me to ...


Tech Support Part II

W00t! Tech support wrote me back! Admittedly, it was a full 24 hours later, and it was just to ask for more details and warn ...


Motherfucker

"A corporate blog is just like a personal blog, except you don't get to use the word 'motherfucker.'" -- Mark Pilgrim


Point / Counterpoint

From the Portland Mercury's pre-review of Alien vs. Predator: POINT: Alien Will Bitch Slap Predator and Then Rip Predator's Dick Off COUNTERPOINT: The Predator Will Cut Off Alien's Stupid ...


Tech Support Hell

My new video card arrived yesterday, and I had the fun of discovering that it doesn't work. The manufacturer's website (which is horrible) is confusing ...


Squiddy

"Better still, Doctor Octopus's tentacles look a lot like the 'squids' that Neo and Morpheus fought. So if you squint your eyes just right during ...


Vampires in the news again

Taken from News Of The Weird: As the Romanian government hurries to improve law-enforcement sophistication in its campaign for European Union membership, villagers in the Transylvania ...


Will Ferrell goes to the ranch

Will Ferrell George W. Bush has a very special message for Americans. Check out his commercial :) http://whitehousewest.com/


not so shabby after all

As my faithful readers will remember, I ordered Burn from Threadless a little while back, and got gypped 'cause their "active stock list" isn't really ...