We’re dealing with a one-of-a-kind piece here…

Remember what I said about not watching the new Matrix trailer if you were concerned about learning too much of the plot? Well, the trailer for Lord of the Rings: Return of the King is out, and the same does … Keep reading

God bless Google’s built-in spell-checking abilities: “Did you mean: simian compatriots?”

Being the peril-filled tale of the first day of our heroes’ honeymoon. The alarm went off at 8am, and Annie and I rolled out of bed for the last of the packing and cleaning we had to do before leaving. … Keep reading

We waited to see if they would die, and I told them encouraging stories about friends of mine who had stopped breathing in restaurants but survived and gone on to live long and productive lives, to cheer them up. – … Keep reading

As you may or may not know, the theatrical trailer for Matrix Revolutions has been posted on [http://thematrix.com/]. I just watched it, and for those of you who are like Miles or my brother Sean, and are concerned that you … Keep reading

pitbull savagely mauled by baby

In which our heroes engage in the act of matrimony. The wedding day actually went by pretty quickly. My alarm went off at 8:30am, and I got dressed and walked down the street to Bishop’s Barber Shop. This came at … Keep reading

Weenie Roast. Probably our most chaotic, and (coincidentally) best album to date. I recommend tracks 1, 6, 8. Those of you familiar with blackflag’s Darby/Bergamot slash fiction will get a kick out of the triple shot of Bergamot tracks… Anything … Keep reading

(Urn’s wedding was about a month ago, but I didn’t get this post finished in time to post before we got wrapped up in our wedding – now it’s done, so I thought I’d post it before I started posting … Keep reading

i got a new car! it’s a 2003 focus zx3 .. hella sporty, incredible fun to drive. it’s blue. [aside: i also learned that my credit is “excellent” – the rampant stupidity of my past fiscal transgressions and frivolities has … Keep reading

Oh, you might have heard, but Annie and I got married. And We weren’t the only ones who had fun at the wedding… There are more photos coming, and they’ll be better organized, but I just wanted to post something … Keep reading

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡HAPPY WEDDING TO SCOTT & ANNIE!!!!!!! yeah!!

so tired..so hungry.. and the activity never stops. today at lunchtime i’m picking up my tux and grabbing some chu’s to go, so i can get back and finish up a project that i’ve been making slow-and-interrupted progress at for … Keep reading

the portland opera is going to run the marriage of figaro for three nights in september! who is want to attend? i can invitate! (except..not pay also.)

Urn’s Bachelor Party: This was pretty cool. We decided not to tell Urn that the party was going to happen on Friday night instead of Saturday. Kat’s family agreed to keep Urn in one place so we could show up … Keep reading

viva the oakland international airport!! hee hee hee hee

Home now. Good weekend. Exhausted. Post later.