Because I’m fascinated with the idea of a hatelife book, I’ve begun compiling a list of classic hatelife entries, each of which would occupy a page in the book (regardless of length). If you’re interested in helping, please reply to this post with the name of the journal and a direct link to the post in question, like so:

Drew’s Robot Arms
[http://hatelife.org/s/733]

Obeso “One time I peed on a guy.”
[http://hatelife.org/s/8465]

Blackflag gets stung by a scorpion
[http://hatelife.org/s/21819]

Chickenfinger and the hog that couldn’t stand up
[http://hatelife.org/s/269]

These are just examples, obviously. Thare are many more to include… For instance, I haven’t even begun to tap the atrocious or stacy goldmines. So make your suggestions!