I Hate Scott Vandehey (well, not this particular Scott Vandehey)
You see, I have this cloning vat that I left plugged in one weekend…
It turns out that I’ve become an underground cult idol on the internet, to the point where people steal my name and pretend to be me to get dates…
I am third of eight (ooh! a twin joke *and* a trek joke, that’s worth points, right? right?)
Saddam’s not the only one with body doubles…
I don’t know what you’re talking about. There aren’t any other Scott Vandeheys…
I never sleep at night, I just travel to other parts of the City and do completely different things than I do during the day. How did you think I put up with sitting in a cube all day long?
It turns out the Vandehey family is much bigger than you think (there’s a book, which was written by Father Scott Vandehey, who has also released a bunch of CDs), and not only are there several Scott Vandeheys, there are several here in Oregon. In fact, there was another Scott Vandehey at PSU, and one time we had a class together, which gave the teacher a horrible time. My roommate and I decided it would be hilarious if I made a shirt that said “I Hate Scott Vandehey” and wore it to class one day. KT remembered the joke, and gave me a shirt that says that for a present. I still have it, it’s a very nice shirt.
Scott …
I’ll let you explain what’s going on here [vbg]
I Hate Scott Vandehey
(well, not this particular Scott Vandehey)
You see, I have this cloning vat that I left plugged in one weekend…
It turns out that I’ve become an underground cult idol on the internet, to the point where people steal my name and pretend to be me to get dates…
I am third of eight (ooh! a twin joke *and* a trek joke, that’s worth points, right? right?)
Saddam’s not the only one with body doubles…
I don’t know what you’re talking about. There aren’t any other Scott Vandeheys…
I never sleep at night, I just travel to other parts of the City and do completely different things than I do during the day. How did you think I put up with sitting in a cube all day long?
It turns out the Vandehey family is much bigger than you think (there’s a book, which was written by Father Scott Vandehey, who has also released a bunch of CDs), and not only are there several Scott Vandeheys, there are several here in Oregon. In fact, there was another Scott Vandehey at PSU, and one time we had a class together, which gave the teacher a horrible time. My roommate and I decided it would be hilarious if I made a shirt that said “I Hate Scott Vandehey” and wore it to class one day. KT remembered the joke, and gave me a shirt that says that for a present. I still have it, it’s a very nice shirt.
I Hate Scott Vandehey
Wait wait wait . . . that was a joke!?
Boy, is my face red!
Third of Eight??
I’d have said third of five … you counting the pets too?