CTHULU: This is the true story
(SHUB-NIGGURATH: The TRUE story!)
NYARLAHOTEP: Of Seven Strangers
YOG-SOTHOTH: Picked to live under the sea
AZATHOTH: gurgle urgle burgle (flutes, drums)
UBBO-SATHLA: Find out what happens
HASTUR THE UNSPEAKABLE: When deities stop being nice
SHUB-NIGGURATH: And start getting real!

THE R’LYEH WORLD

“Marduuk, did you unscrew the lid on the mayo again?”