The Myst III themes I made are up (finally)!! They’re still not linked from myst3.com, but I assume they will be soon. Until then, you can find them on download.com. For some reason, they posted the themes under the screensavers … Keep reading
Archives for February 2001
Ho Ho! Smooth and Deadly!
Behold the sweet new design! It’s rusty! It’s gritty! You’ll need a tetanus shot! And yet, despite the rusty appearance, this is actually a very clean and functional design! But enough of me singing my own praises. What do you … Keep reading
One Time I Peed on a Guy
One time I peed on a guy. It was a long time ago, and I had forgotten all about it until some people on IRC were talking about how they had never urinated on anyone. I’m not sure how it … Keep reading
Rusty Killing Machines
As some of you will no doubt have noticed, WWW.killingmachines.org is now a redirect to RUSTY.killingmachines.org. Please change any links or bookmarks to reflect this change. There are a few reasons for the new address. One is that Rusty.KillingMachines sounds … Keep reading
Shot by you? I think not.
“Shot by you? I think not my friend. Your kind has neither the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits to operate a firearm.” – Mr. Burns to Homer Simpson
Three Commodore 64s
“It took the computing power of three Commodore 64s to fly to the moon, but it takes a 486 to run Windows 95. Something is wrong here.” –unknown
Not Very Scrawny
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not as skinny as I was in high school. I am no longer a 98 pound weakling. No, now I’m a 170 pound weakling. Sadly, all of this weight has gone on … Keep reading
They Left That Part Out
Yet another example of computer manual writers leaving out the most important bit of information: My boss asks me to print up some envelopes with our business address on the laser printer. He hands me a box of envelopes. I … Keep reading
With Enough Soap You Could Blow Up The Whole World
Lately, when I sit in front of my computer, and I’m bored, I’ve been grabbing my copy of Fight Club and flipping through it. Even after two readings and seeing the movie four times, it still amazes me. A layer … Keep reading
Moving Back to Portland
We might be moving back to Portland this summer, instead of next summer, as we had originally planned. The situation here is a lot rougher than either of us had thought it would be. The job market is terrible. Annie’s … Keep reading