• 10pm) 1/4 plate fondue, 1 plate schnitzel strips and fries, 3 shots Stolichnaya Vodka, 1 glass Cider Jack Hard Cider.
• 1am) 2 shots Schmirnoff Citrus Vodka, 1 glass water.
• 3:30am) 1 glass water.
• 5am) 1 glass water.
• 8:30am) 1 glass water.
• 11am) more water.
• 1pm) stale remains of Safeway pudding cake.
• 4pm) 1 turkey sandwich, 1 bowl ramen, a few pieces of chocolate, a little more turkey, 2 glasses of Orange Juice.
• 7pm) 2 reheated homemade burritos, 1 bottle Dr Pepper.
• 2am) 1 glass water.
• 11am) a few sips from girlfriend’s leftover Dr Pepper from last night.
• 3pm) 1 box Macaroni and Cheese.
• 5pm) 2 cold leftover burritos, 1 bottle Dr Pepper.
• 7pm) 1 slice pepperoni/green pepper Domino’s Pizza.
• 8pm) 1 glass Dr Pepper, 2 ice cream sandwiches.
• 9pm) 1 glass Dr Pepper.

And now I sit here and wonder why my tummy feels funny.